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Banter involving ones nan.

Usually said after making a joke about someones nan/gran/granny.
I played the bongo drums on your nans bald head! NANTER!
Nanter by bandittop1eu March 8, 2011
Words you can keep
old people banter
the sort of awful jokes your nan tells but are slightly funny coz they're so awful
On the bus
'Not sending you to sleep am I Morris?'
'hope not, speed up driver'
'if hes still asleep', Doris said, 'He's dead haha'
This is nanter lmao
Nanter by welltomcpal April 24, 2010
Related Words

Nanter, Granter 

The free flowing conversation (banter) between people who have lot of history
They loved a bit of Nanter, Granter in between songs, as they couldn't hear when the band was on

Nannerism 

Something said by a Nanna or Grandmother that is not entirely true. Not a lie, but an exaggeration or an embellishment of the truth.
Nanna passes by a famous hospital and tells the children "I was the head of child services there when I was 25." Or "I used to live at the Drake Hotel in Chicago." is it true? We don't know, but it appears to be a Nannerism
Nannerism by Boupa June 30, 2011
Word of the Day on February 5, 2023
You kids wanna naner for breakfast?
naner by steve918 November 27, 2011

Naterria 

A beautiful, smart, and amazing person that loves to speak her mind. She speaks the truth and is never one to hurt people. She can dance so amazing and got all of the girls jealous by her awesomeness. She can definitely sing her butt off and is super talent and always have her swag on point. Everybody loves her and should never be hated on.
Boy: Dang, who is that? I hope she single 'cause I think I'm 'bout to diiiiiive iiiiinnnn!!!!
Me: That's a Naterria...they're hard to find these days, man.
Boy: Foreal though, I haven't seen a girl that swagged out in my life.
Me: Sorry, she's mine.
Naterria by WifeyMaterialthough June 27, 2013

Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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