A giant badass catfish who lives underground in Japan and causes earthquakes. Feared by every woman, man, and even cats. They say he is guarded by the Kashima-god under a rock, but when the god lets his guard fall, Namazu starts fucking up the entirety of Japan, this is what they call pretty hardcore.
Person 1: Hey ever heard of Namazu?
Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
by anonymous June 2, 2024
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Yeah, that's a namazi. You don't argue with them.
Yeah, that's a namazi. You don't argue with them.
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Get the Nomazulu mug.Prayer for Muslims which requires submittance to Allah (God) and praying for the well being of yourself and others. Also for forgiveness. Namaz is for the purpose of cleanliness of mind/soul and body. The actual namaz gives the cleanliness of mind and soul. But before you do namaz you must clean yourself in a certain manner to cleans the body. Also during namaz women must sit behind the men to stop any impure thoughts. Muslims do namaz 5 times a day:near dawn (called fajr), after the sun's noon ( called dhuhr), in the afternoon (asr), just after sunset (maghrib) and around nightfall (isha'a). If you do end up missing a namaz you can make it up by the end of the day. Every Friday duhur namaz becomes Juma namaz which is like a special namaz. (The Islamic day begins at sundown.) To learn more look it up on wikipedia - type in salah or namaz .
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