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A giant badass catfish who lives underground in Japan and causes earthquakes. Feared by every woman, man, and even cats. They say he is guarded by the Kashima-god under a rock, but when the god lets his guard fall, Namazu starts fucking up the entirety of Japan, this is what they call pretty hardcore.
Person 1: Hey ever heard of Namazu?

Person 2: No who the hell is that?
Person1: A giant catfish that's responsible for every earthquake in Japan, he inspired the worms in the hit movie Suzume
Person2: Wow that's quite crazy, I will remember Namazu my whole life and spread his name everywhere I go.
Namazu by anonymous June 2, 2024
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A typical internet troll that worships anything/anyone popular that reaffirms their prejudice against anything/anyone else that has rational and contrarian views, and usually engages in 'discussions' and 'debates' online with verbal taunts and terrible counterpoints.
Did you see how that user just replied with 'bhakt' to every other comment making some sense?

Yeah, that's a namazi. You don't argue with them.
namazi by azmut June 2, 2021
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Nomazulu 

born from jazz, has a keen eye for a rusty trumpet.
Quite the connoisseur.
Nomazulu says my rusty trumpet should be blown
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Prayer for Muslims which requires submittance to Allah (God) and praying for the well being of yourself and others. Also for forgiveness. Namaz is for the purpose of cleanliness of mind/soul and body. The actual namaz gives the cleanliness of mind and soul. But before you do namaz you must clean yourself in a certain manner to cleans the body. Also during namaz women must sit behind the men to stop any impure thoughts. Muslims do namaz 5 times a day:near dawn (called fajr), after the sun's noon ( called dhuhr), in the afternoon (asr), just after sunset (maghrib) and around nightfall (isha'a). If you do end up missing a namaz you can make it up by the end of the day. Every Friday duhur namaz becomes Juma namaz which is like a special namaz. (The Islamic day begins at sundown.) To learn more look it up on wikipedia - type in salah or namaz .
*Alarm* namaz time.

Hurry up guys namaz is almost over.
Namaz by Average Muslim May 5, 2010

Namakura Gatana 

I watched the first anime called Namakura Gatana
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Namakumbu means "the one meant to succeed". If your name is Namakumbu, then you are a successful millionaire in the making ,and you are an even luckier person if you have Namakumbu as your surname.
Tom: Hi Sam! What is your surname?
Sam: Namakumbu
Tom: Ou wow!! You are meant for success ey.
namakumbu by perfect.ly_imperfected October 15, 2022

Namakula 

Namakula usually is great at baking. Namakulas never speak japanese. If you ever meet a Namakula tell her that she is beautiful the way she is, she might hear that all the time, but it just means so much more if you say it.
You: Eyo Namakula you are beautiful for real.
Namakula: Omg your so cute, bestie
Namakula by KlondikeMonday November 22, 2021
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Witch Bath 

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