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The most innovative, nutritious and best tasting protein on the planet.
Holy f*ck, have you tried that Nutrein yet?
NUTREIN by All in. September 12, 2022
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Nuterino 

When you bust a nuterino and she keeps slobbing the diddly.
Nuterino by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Jimmy Nutrin 

A fucked up Jimmy Neutron. This Jimmy is poorly animated but hilarious. He also loves to bond with Hugh.
Jimmy Nutrin is bonding with Hugh.
Jimmy Nutrin by Hooperman December 28, 2016

Nutrinopets 

A relatively small and new virtual pet site, this site only has around 20,000 users or so. Although complaints have been made about the terrible economy, the influx of Nutrinocredits far higher than the amount spent, the site has a very proactive team of staff who work hard to remedy all problems. Changes are made on an ongoing basis. Recently, the layout has changed, the pet system has been completely revamped, as well as many new changes.

Part of the uniqueness of this site is that it values user input a great deal. There is a special forum called "Suggestions", where users can pitch in opinions and ideas. The best opinions get sorted into a staff forum, where they are eventually used at some point. Also, selling self-made art and trading self-made art is allowed, even encouraged, as there's a forum specifically for that, drawing many artists to this site. Many pieces of art often go for millions of NC.

The users are exceedingly friendly. Many a person has commented on the forums about how no person ever scams, how spam hardly ever appears in the forums and the general politeness and willingness to chat of the users.

Although comparisons have been made between Neopets and Nutrinopets, Nutrinopets actively work towards dropping that comparison. The users and staff firmly believe that they are different and that the only reason why such comparisons have been made is that Neopets, being the most successful site in terms of user numbers, is seen as a goal for most pet sites.
A Nutrinopets user, rather than scorning a newcomer or a n00b, politely debunks him.

Example:
N00b: Lol! how can i earn monies?
Nutrinopets user: There are a variety of ways... (lists ways)

ON OTHER PET SITES...
N00b: Lol! how can i earn monies?
User: Gawd, you're stupid! Go play some other game, you don't have a right play this game.
Nutrinopets by Blehnewish July 12, 2007

i require nutrients 

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.
FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.
i require nutrients by Cheeowr September 2, 2009

nutrientation 

the specialization of providing nutrients to plants or animals.
Dirt will someday be replaced with new hyper-super-awesome-plant nutrientation pellets.
nutrientation by windral January 5, 2008
God's superior officer. Whenever you pray to god you are really just using him as a middle man to pray to the great Jimmy Nutrin. Heil Nutrin.
All hail Nutrin...
Nutrin by Dungeon Boy July 9, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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