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Not to be 

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.
"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know
Not to be by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Not to be critical 

A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?

dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.

dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.

dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.

dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
Not to be critical by TV CAR May 2, 2010

Not to be rude but 

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence indicating the person really IS about to be rude.
"Not to be rude but" those pants make your ass look fat.
Not to be rude but by Thisnametaken September 26, 2008

Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.
"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"
Not to be picky, but... by mum61e January 16, 2012

Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea 

One of the best blogs on tumblr, pretty sure they're a god. They also seem immortal??
Oh man I only have coffee, not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea will not be happy...
Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea by Fluffibon December 10, 2018

not to be fucked with 

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them
Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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