NORGAF
NORGAF by QDotDizzle January 12, 2012
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NORGANIC
(adjective) Describing any food or agricultural practice which may technically satisfy Big Food's newest definition of "organic", but which is far from the common understanding of the word. From "not really organic", hence: NORGANIC.
"That $9 Baby Greens Salad Mix should have a "NORGANIC" label on it when you consider that it was mono-farmed by an Agribusiness 2000 miles from here, vacuum-sealed in unrecyclable plastic, and picked by poorly paid migrant workers"
NORGANIC by Vergelimbo July 13, 2012
NOGAF
an acronym standing for "No One Gives a Fuck". It comes from the common no life facebook post, in which any good samaritan should kindly relay the message that no one cares.
The comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. If a post looks like a plead for attention just post NOGAF
The comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. If a post looks like a plead for attention just post NOGAF
Girl on FB:Depressing night :(
Good Samaritan:NOGAF
Girl on FB: god this always happens to me:(
Good Samaritan: NO GAF
Good Samaritan:NOGAF
Girl on FB: god this always happens to me:(
Good Samaritan: NO GAF
NOGAF by Bill Ruthersbe IV August 20, 2012
NOGAF
NOGAF by Main Event April 3, 2005
Norgasm
(noun) When in the midst of intercourse or masturbation, a male ejaculates but does not feel the rush or relief of an orgasm. This is commonly followed by depression, insomnia, thoughts of suicide and in extreme cases thoughts of raping one's sexual partner, a household pet or the nearest fruit.
Norgasm by Dudeitsme737 December 17, 2008
NurgaFlurgaFlurg
A word that is used when obssessing over Degrassi season 10-11 because Eli and Drew are hot as fucking HELL
NurgaFlurgaFlurg by LaceyLovrich July 25, 2011
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