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Noun: A moped that doesn't go.
My moped is buggered - it's a noped.
noped by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

noped the fuck out 

Leaving when you don't even want to TRY to handle the situation.
I was walking along at night, when I noticed someone down the street who seemed to be dancing, like waltzing. As I watched, he danced closer, and closer, and closer. I looked away for a second or two to see if anyone else was around, and when I looked back, he had crossed the street to my side, and then crouched down. And then he stopped. I noticed that he had this terrifying cartoon smile on his face. I passed him, being vigilant. He continued to dance away from me in the other direction. He got fairly far away and I started to feel better.

And then I heard the dancing stop, and someone running toward me from his direction. I noped the fuck out, and ran like hell.
noped the fuck out by happycookie August 21, 2013

NoperDoodles 

A way of saying no
Guy#1-Do you watch basketball

Guy#2-NoperDoodles
NoperDoodles by OG3 April 14, 2017

NopeNopeNope

The act and verbal expression of a person showing their fear by hastily leaving a room, household or building. Can also be used in past and present tense.
Sarah: So I had to kill a spider in the living room because my brother NopeNopeNope'd out of the room.
Jason: Wow, what a wuss!

Daryll: You better not NopeNopeNope during Insidious 2 like you did the first one.
NopeNopeNope by herooftime89 September 26, 2013

noped out of there 

Left the premises in a hurry.
The guy threw off all kinds of domestic violence warning signs and I noped out of there fast.
noped out of there by Bitsy88 September 3, 2016

noped out 

stopped reading or watching something for being too weird
I read the first chapter of the fanfic and noped out.
noped out by frabrizio July 22, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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