Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Add to cart $24.95
Choose size $32.95
Choose size $32.95
Choose size $49.95
Add to cart $29.95

no penis 

Share definition Flag
noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay
Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.
no penis by Jor Jor May 18, 2006
Get the no penis mug.
Related Words
no penis • No Penis Cap • no penis no • guy with balls but no penis • no hair on your penis • no • No u • no homo • No Diddy • No Nut November

No Penis Cap 

Share definition Flag
No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.
Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.
No Penis Cap by Itzkwann February 10, 2022
Get the No Penis Cap mug.

no penis no

Share definition Flag
No penis no. A term mostly used by teenage lesbians or bisexual females that lean towards female attraction more than males. How else can you define it? They're saying no to penis.

JUST SAY NO!
(Girls talking about last night with boyfriend.)
Mikayla: Its big...9 inches!
Morgan: NO PENIS NO!
no penis no by MerTruckClub April 21, 2014
Get the no penis no mug.

guy with balls but no penis 

Share definition Flag
A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.
Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.
Get the guy with balls but no penis mug.

no hair on your penis 

Share definition Flag
ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
Get the no hair on your penis mug.

nopenis 

Share definition Flag
What the clown has.
The clown has nopenis.
nopenis by Plovis October 6, 2021
Get the nopenis mug.
More from Urban Dictionary

wrongun 

Share definition Flag
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
Get the wrongun mug.

square grouper

Share definition Flag
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Get the square grouper mug.

Bunhead 

Share definition Flag
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
Get the Bunhead mug.

trucker's tan 

Share definition Flag
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
Get the trucker's tan mug.

kidulting

Share definition Flag
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Get the kidulting mug.
Load more