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NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.

I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.

NILM by mikey_bear September 6, 2009

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nilminjornloid

A 14 letter word containing 5 vowels that starts with an n and ends with a d. Otherwise not very interesting.

Nilminjornloid is not a very interesting word.

nilminjornloid by Bob Turlington March 16, 2022

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nilmini

Usually a girl, a nerdy girl with bright blue eyes.

Damn she's totally a nilmini

nilmini by Profexor October 24, 2019

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nilma

A very hairy person who doesnt shave cause shes a scumbag. Shes a two face lieing cunt. If encountered offer a razor or run away.

of course: Nilma Ortiz

nilma by From every person u have hurt or hated March 3, 2005

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Nilmerg

Sometimes thought to be very loosely related to the word gremlin, but the word nilmerg actually contains a much deeper meaning. The word is used when a males cum face is much like the face of a gremlin, i.e. wrinkled up and contorted. The phrase is not meant as an insult in any way, simply a bit of banter between friends.

"Whoa, that guy is such a nilmerg".
OR
(man to man) "Nilmerg!"

Nilmerg by Grrkrem123 April 26, 2012

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nilma

she’s the most beautiful girl ever, and the most loyal girlfriend to anyone, she’s always happy, and is good at kissing and having sex

Me: last night was so fun with nilma.
friend: yeah, she was Horny, it felt good

nilma by saveurselftome May 21, 2021

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nilminjornloid

Either something someone made up or jibberish, but nobody really knows.

-Hey what does "nilminjornloid" mean?
-Jerry please may I ask you to shut the fuck up?

nilminjornloid by adamolanadam March 16, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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