NFTard

A degoratory term for Crypto-nerds who spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on glorified and worthless jpegs and then get mad if someone screenshots and distributes it.
An NFTard doesn't own NFT's for the art, they only want to own something so nobody else can own it.

Beta Crypto pleb : I just bought another 140k monkey NFT

Based sigma male-chad : My brother, you're an NFTard *screenshots*

by oopsImScorpio November 28, 2021

natard

a redneck faggot who shaves his head does a lot of drugs and is generally unpleasant to be around

hey guys wanna go drive tractors and do meth

no you faggot why you gotta be such a natard

by cringy faggot January 30, 2017

Nitard

A night time retard

While sitting at Starbucks drinking coffee,
"Can you believe that nitard in the drive-thru just getting ice water!"

"Hey did you see that asshole driving without his lights on, what a nitard!"

by TaterTater February 15, 2009

netard

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006

NFTurds

A loser who is really into NFTs and won’t stop talking about how much they are worth.

All of the NFTurds descended on Art Basel in Miami.

by ClassicRB November 30, 2021

Netardus

To pull of a "Netardus", you must follow all directions below.
1. You must be in a hotel
2. You must find one or two skanks
3. You must find an eye patch
4. You must get the skanks into your room after letting them enjoy a large amount of 151.
5. You then must put on the eye patch, and fuck the skanks with any object that might resemble a dildo.
6. You must have a friend name Roosevelt, who only smashes quasimodos
7. You must wake up the next morning and be scared that you have herpes

Brian- "Hey Sean, do you know where Matt is?"

Sean- "Yeah man, he is upstairs hitting on some skanks"

Brian- "Ohh shit! I saw an eye patch in his back pocket, I bet that man is about to pull a Netardus!"

Sean- "Yeah, but where is Roosevelt?"

Brain- "He is downstairs searching for a fat quasi to smash ASAP"

by QuasimodoLOVERorHATER?? April 28, 2011

Nutard

Kind of like a retard, only being more retarded and also being a noob.

Sophia called Carpet-Head a nutard.

by So November 18, 2003