NEWAB

(Not Even With A Bag) the male/female does not have the slightest of a beautiful/pretty face.. they wouldnt even fuck them with a bag over their head

man, look at her face! NEWAB

by dirtysouthener March 16, 2008

Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013

NewarkReady

1. Not ready. At all.
2. The most unfortunate hashtag ever.

1. The steak said "Moo!" when I jabbed it. It was NewarkReady.

2. Man, I'm NewarkReady for this frontal lobotomy.

by M. Trips August 21, 2021

Newb Yorker

Someone who is new to New York.

Adam's always taking the wrong train. He's such a Newb Yorker.

by adampash February 21, 2013

neways

a shortened form of saying "anyway".

can also be spelled: "newayz"

adverb: 1. used to continue or resume the thread of a story or account. In any case; at least.
2. used to indicate that a statement explains or supports a previous statement

"I don't know what happened to it; neways, it's gone"

"yeah..so neways.... what's up?"

by qtpie16000 December 25, 2007

newb

An inexperienced player of a game, and part of a never-ending cycle. Will eventually develop better skills.
the defective ones called noobs get knocked out of the cycle and disposed of, like at a factory quality check.

1. Newb joins game and is confused
2. Newb asks experienced player for help
3. Newb takes advice and in turn, rises up in the ranks, develops better skills becomes an experienced player.
4. Experienced player goes on to help the next set of newbs.
(5.) Noob insults the newbs and the players that help them.

by Opinionated Truth Teller November 11, 2013

Newbreed

Usually between the ages of 13-16, sometimes older, worship fallout boy/panic at the disco, have a particular affinity with black and pink stripes, especially black and pink gloves. Dress like emo/scene kids, but don't really understand what either is, they just do it to make friends. End up trying to out do each other with how misunderstood they are, the more misunderstood, the better. "Unique" is also a newbreed buzzword, they try to achieve this by dying their hair a "wacky" colour, like green or pink all over, or designing custom t shirts on the internet with a "witty slogan" on it.

Cant breathe a sentence without saying the word "random" at least once. Their main goal in life, other then being misunderstood, is being "wacky" and "random". They try to achieve this by coupling two words together that usually don't fit, for example "flying squirrel!", they drop this sort of "humour" into most conversations. They find it hilarious.

Mostly found outside rock clubs, applying each others makeup in an attempt to fool the bouncers into thinking they are older.

if not doing this, they are usually on the internet, watching falloutboy videos.

examples of newbreeds can be found at falloutboy/panic at the disco concerts.

or standing together in a big group outside your local town hall, often swapping makeup tips.

by FLyrics September 19, 2007