NEaB 

NEaB (Nowhere Else and Beyond) is a web based RPG that allows players to explore exotic locations in 2D or 2.5D, interact with other players, and build your own island and create quests within it.
It does not mean no, and it is definitely not an insult.

Guy1: Yo, you wanna go play NEaB?!
Guy2: Sure thing, I have nothing better to be doing!

NEaB by GraBug April 12, 2008

neab 

Founded on the MODMYWHAT community, based on the popular word 'NOOB'. A member on MODMYWHAT.com called Gunner began to use 'NEAB' which soon after became so popular that the entire site uses it now.

<Gunner> You probably got that fever because you live during the night and sleep during the day, lol.
<toxicFork> lol.
<toxicFork> probably.
<Gunner> lol neab

neab by NWPx March 22, 2010

Neab 

A word for "fail" that was made 1 day in a clan chat on Runescape.com. It was made by an epic typo when a co-leader of the clan tryed to call another co-leader a fail. Somehow, the first co-leader typed in "neab" instead of 'Fail".

Orobourus: ur a neab u know that?

Hiker: im a what??

Orobourus: errr fail i mean.

Hiker: WTH!

Neab by iHiker July 24, 2010

Neab 

A mix between a neek and a noob.
Someone who goes to bed really early, doesn't mind their parents embarrassing them in front of their friends, is really weak but too nice to be picked on, has lots of restrictions, thinks they're funny, has their parents check their phone and doesn't mind their parents seing them naked. And the worst part is that they're ok with it.

2 friends on Xbox.
Person 1: my timer is about to go off and it will turn my Xbox off.
Person 2: But we haven't even finished this game you neab

Neab by King CMB June 3, 2021

neaballitan 

A Neaballitan is when a man has three (or more) women, of different hair color, skin color, or ethnicity, either lined up doggy style or on their backs waiting for their turn, or on their knees in front of him, working together to stimulate him orally.

This arrangement is named after Neapolitan ice cream, which is chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ice cream side-by-side in the same container, typically with no packaging in between.

The classic Neaballitan has a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, but there are many exotic variations, with most being named according to the ethnicity of the girl in the middle, which is a great honor when sharing a man with other girls:

Some popular versions are:

the "Oreo" or "Ice Cream Sandwich", with a White girl between two Black girls
the "Chicachanga", where an Hispanic girl is between two others
the "Fortune Cookie", with an Asian girl in the middle,
the "Peace Pipe Prayer", where the middle girl is Native American,
the "Hookah Handmaiden", where a Middle Eastern girl is in the middle,
the "Cum On, Curry", with an Indian girl residing in between 2 other girls,
the "Eskimo Cream Pie", where an Inuit girl is in the middle

Dick: I'm telling you man, it was like the International House Of Poontang in my place last night. At the end of the evening, I enjoyed a really nice Neaballitan...

Jack: They should give you the Nobel "Piece" Prize, for bringing together pieces of ass from all over the world, promoting international cooperation and understanding!

Dick: I definitely enjoyed being an ambassador to the United Face-shuns...

Jack: High Five, Bro!

neaballitan by dnalabkram October 13, 2009

neabir 

You probably won’t meet a lot of neabirs in your life, but if you manage to meet one you shan’t let him go. Neabirs are down to earth and are built with the perfect balance of sarcasm and humor. While they’re nice to be around they also go down as the biggest simps in the history of North America’s discovery by the Europeans.

Person 1: what’s a simp?
person 2: neabir

neabir by cccc: May 30, 2020

NEABD 

An abbreviation for the term, Not Even A Big Deal. Usually used in conjunction with skiing after landing a particularly hard maneuver and acting like it wasn't really that hard. Can also be used in conjunction by saying "Its NEABD" after someone tells you of a significant event that just happened.

Yeah, I just did a double backflip. Its NEABD.

NEABD by T-Cheez C-Dubs May 31, 2010