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Never Been 

To completely dismiss someones story/idea/input after a pause.

Can be shortened to NB in case of text or facebook.
Yeah mate i reckon those new shoes are nice ...never been.

Mark Smith's stepovers are fucking geezer ... never been.

Lad A: What we doing tonight then boys?
Lad B: Not sure, fancy coming to my house?
Lad A: Yeh Yeh sounds good... Never Been...your house is shit.
Lad B: Always Been.
Never Been by Always Been May 29, 2010
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Never-been 

Unlike a (has-been), a never-been is someone who has never ever been in the position he brags about.
Friend 1: when it comes to real hiphop, lil wayne is a never-been!
Friend 2: True that
Never-been by deucesdevon May 10, 2011

Never Been Busted 

(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation

A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.
Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!

"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)

Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.
Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.
Never-been-kissed-hoe by PrincessR December 5, 2009

You don't know, you've never been raped 

A response used when one person calls another one out on their bullshit.
"I don't think your life is as bad as you claim."
"You don't know, you've never been raped!"

pain has never been so brilliant 

A phrase coined by the christian post-hardcore band Underoath meaning "I've never been in so much pain."
Teddy: My girlfriend dumped me last night.
Bob: sucks, man. you aiiight?
Teddy: pain has never been so brilliant

Someone who's never been punched in the face 

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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