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N.A.R.B. 

No
Apparent
Reason
Boner
The boners you get in class or anywhere even if a girl isnt present. This also includes morning woods, unless you had a wet/sex dream.
Sean: Fuck i got a N.A.R.B.
Dalton: I'm going to break it in half
N.A.R.B. by sato nig January 9, 2009

s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r.

a mix of 2 acronyms,s.n.a.f.u.(Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and f.u.b.a.r(Fucked Up Beyond All Reason),Which becomes "Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond All Reason".
"Hey dude,I haven't seen you lately,how ya' been?"
response;"s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r."
s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r. by Mark Jensen August 28, 2005
1) Fnar, abbreviation for "For No Apparent Reason"

2) A character in the comic "Jack" (by David Hopkins) at www.pholph.com
1) Then he dropped over dead fnar.

2) Fnar is innocent and unaffected by Hell.
F.N.A.R by Horza August 4, 2005
....fnar
F.N.A.R by Ender November 4, 2003

N.A.R.C. 

The crevasse in which your butt hair turns into your thigh hair.
Guy#1: Man, my N.A.R.C. is soooo sweaty!
Guy#2: Are you serious? After my N.A.R.C. piercing, mines infected.
N.A.R.C. by MVZ689 June 6, 2009
Non-Athlete Regular Person
This dude was such a N.A.R.P he thought he was good at lax today...
I know bro..total N.A.R.P
N.A.R.P by notanarp May 3, 2010