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N.A.R.P
acronym that stands for- not a real person, as in a person who displays qualities and/or engages in behavior that is seemingly not real
person 1: "Hey did you know my friend is a former model and she graduated with degrees in slavic language and biomedical engineering? She just got her PhD/MD from Harvard and is now fixing baby orphans in Africa."
person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"
person 2: "totes a N.A.R.P"
N.A.R.P by narptastic April 28, 2010
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N.A.R.P
N.A.R.P by ben_bell_01 April 19, 2014
N.A.R.P.
Acronym. Stands for:
Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person
just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Non
Athletic
Regular (or Retarded, your preference)
Person
just another unpopular, unathletic nerd. quite possibly gay, or dumb, these people are nuisances to cool, athletic people.
Jon: yo Matt, look at Chung Choi, he runs a ten minute mile.
Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.
Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude
Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!
Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
Matt: word bro, his fat Asian ass hits the books all day.
Jon: He hits on more than Books, he also hits on Jack. What fag, dude
Chung: Hey, i Play Chess, That's a Sport! And My sexual preference is none of you business!
Matt: Just because Chess is a Sport doesn't make you an athlete, or cool. C'mon Jon, lets ditch this N.A.R.P.
He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n
-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
p a r m e s a n
-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019
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