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F.N.A.R by Ender November 4, 2003

H.A.B.F.N.A.R.

Is used to signal to anyone else who knows the term that you have wood for no reason. "Hey, H.A.B.F.N.A.R., right now!" (while in a room full of unknowing people)

s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r.

a mix of 2 acronyms,s.n.a.f.u.(Situation Normal All Fucked Up) and f.u.b.a.r(Fucked Up Beyond All Reason),Which becomes "Situation Normal All Fucked Up Beyond All Reason".
"Hey dude,I haven't seen you lately,how ya' been?"
response;"s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r."
s.n.a.f.u.b.a.r. by Mark Jensen August 28, 2005

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

N.A.R.F. 

a N.A.R.F. stands for, Not A Real Friend. Someone who says they are your friends and thinks you are, but in reality they treat you like shit and ignore you. N.A.R.F.'s are people you want to stay away from. People can also turn into N.A.R.F.'s at any age.
Example: one N.A.R.F. might say, " I have a life or you know I have a life right?" If you ask them why they are ignoring you. You may also ask them a question and they will leave you on open or read, without answering it.
The carroty, greasy, moldy residue that you find in a seat recently vacated by a grosely obese woman
When she stood up I almost puked when I noticed the f r a n in the seat
f r a n by Albert11 February 21, 2008