N-Beat 

A slang term for a song of hip-hop/rap descent loaded with profanity, and whose lyrical content is largely ignorant.

Mike, are you allowed to listen to N-beats with toddlers around?

N-Beat by Badejones September 30, 2008

Lunch Meat n’ Beat 

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

wheat n beat 

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

wheat n beat by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018

eat n beat 

Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich

Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat

eat n beat by Elo February 13, 2005

Meet n' Beat 

A meeting between 2 or more Gay guys, that unfolds into a orgy of people masturbating eachother.

Jim: Hey Jake you going to the Meet n' Beat?
Jake: Hell yeah! You?

Meet n' Beat by TuckerTrash25 May 1, 2017

beat n skeet 

(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.

Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.

beat n skeet by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005

beat-n-sleep 

masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.

John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?

Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.

beat-n-sleep by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010