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Lunch Meat n’ Beat
When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
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wheat n beat
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
wheat n beat by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018
eat n beat
Eat N Beat-Verb- to have yo bitch make u something to eat..and then fuck her. Can also be performed in reverse by fucking her then telling that bitch to go make u a sandwich
Last night i fucked her on the bed then told her ass to go make me a sandwich an i pulled an eat an beat
eat n beat by Elo February 13, 2005
Meet n' Beat
Meet n' Beat by TuckerTrash25 May 1, 2017
beat n skeet
(v.) The act of using one's chivalric qualities to swoon a lady and eventually bang her like she stole something. Shortly after, the triumphant male flees the scene a better man.
Brandon: Dude, so you don't like her, but she's really hot, right?
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
Nick: Well...yea.
Brandon: So why don't you just beat n skeet?
Nick: Haha. You're right.
beat n skeet by Laddie Patel February 2, 2005
beat-n-sleep
masturbating while in bed at night, taking a huge amount of stress off of your mind thus making sleep easier.
John: Dude you slept for like 12 hours last night what the hell?
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
Mike: yeah man i pulled a beat-n-sleep. Slept like freakin' a baby.
beat-n-sleep by IMMMA MAN May 5, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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