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Joseph's Myth
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?
MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?
MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.
FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
Joseph's Myth by Elder Berry March 4, 2009
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It's a myth
An East London slang referring to a thing or event that has not been seen or verified. Could also be used when
It's a myth by Funkyisms July 20, 2016
Myth of Soma
A 7 year old 2D MMORPG, what could have been a great game, was ruined by the complacent powers that be.
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Several shard servers exist, keeping the MOS addicts with their daily fix.
One bright person decided that Soma stood for "Sits On My Ass".
Person 1: What have you been doing for the last 3 months?
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
Myth of Soma Gamer: Punching my way to 22 Constitution, I need some sleep now.
Myth of Soma by Woohzal January 22, 2008
Stranger-Danger Myth
The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.
You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.
Stranger-Danger Myth by dont i know July 10, 2009
stripper myth
"The stripper myth is, 'I'm stripping to pay my tuition.' No you're not, there's no strippers in college. I didn't know they had a college that only took one dollar bills."
stripper myth by BrittanyRose February 24, 2008
Sunset Myth
I was never looking for a fairytale, just to feel a little less alone.
You have robbed me of all heart and mind and I love you sweet bandit of my soul.
I am no Judy, I am done with pie.
Will our garden be wonderphil, or will it be full of lost dreams and tea?
I do forgive you, but I demand more from life. It's your call: Friend or Wife?
You have robbed me of all heart and mind and I love you sweet bandit of my soul.
I am no Judy, I am done with pie.
Will our garden be wonderphil, or will it be full of lost dreams and tea?
I do forgive you, but I demand more from life. It's your call: Friend or Wife?
If this was just a sunset myth, the cost of enduring cruelty was worth the taste of my eternal flame.
Sunset Myth by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026