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verb (used without object), My·strat·ed, My·stra·ting.
to engage in Mystra
verb (used with object), My·stra·ted, My·stra·ting.
to practice Mystrabation.

Mystra-ting is the act of getting off by "winning" arguments with chat bots or bombarding support functions with imbecile question.

In order to obtain the highest form of Mystra-bation it the will require the Mystra-ter to be "transported" to a higher level, this with solely be obtained by raining stupid question upon an innocent pray until the Mystra-ter will reach it's climax. Being "transported".

People Mystra-ting can often be found lingering on various SaaS websites, as these have delicious chat-bots and effective support Personnel.

It is a common trait for individuals Mystra-ting, to reference a distinct part about them self while Mystra-bation is going on, examples could be out of context references to their body such - eg: "LOL"(Lively Orange Lover).
"He is such a flipping Mystrater"

"No thank you honey, i will just Mystrate tonight.."

"I had such a good Mystrabation last night, i went through the chat bot on SKAT"
Mystra by DFW-2020 June 24, 2021
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Mysta Rias 

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Mystrade 

It's from the Sherlock fandom, it it the shipping of Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes
A: Did you read the new Mystrade fic yet?
B: No I don't really ship Lestrade and Mycroft. It's not my division.
Mystrade by DarkNScarrie October 3, 2012

Mystrade 

The portmanteau couple name describing the slash ship of the fictional characters of Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes from the BBC miniseries Sherlock, popular despite the fact that the characters never shared a scene on the show.
I totally ship Mystrade!
Really? I prefer Johnlock
Mystrade by TickletheToast October 2, 2012

Mysta Rias 

Vox’s boy, dog and also male wife
Mysta Rias is Vox’s male wife.
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bo’om.
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