A persona from Pearl of the Orient Seas, born on the second governing day of Aries, a member of the Millennial Generation, and a part of the earth rabbit period. It is well-known not only as an alias, but also as an anagram puzzle when looking for the true person.
The Ultimate Spider-Man who was bitten by a radioactive spider when doing graffiti in the subway with his uncle (who was shot by a fat bitch called kingpin). He has been known to be the replacement of the original Spider-Man, since he was killed by the fat kingpin piece of crap.
Hispanic name, which based on common people with the last name (like me), probably means smart, sexy and powerful.
Hot girl #1: who's that hotty walking over there.
Hot girl #2: His name is Juan. I bet his last name is Morales.
Hot girl #1: Why?
Hot girl #2: Cause hes smart, sexy (very, very sexy) and powerful.
If you ever see a Morales you're in luck! A Morales is the most hottest person you will ever meet. A Morlales will be the most funniest person you will ever meet. If you ask a Morales out than there is a 85% chance that he will say yes! Only if you are a nice person. If a Morales says yes when you ask him out than he will treat you like no man has ever done. A Morales is Litt!
Girl: I am a nice girl looking for a boyfriend but everyone keeps REJECTING ME!!!
Friend: I know how to help you to get a boyfriend!
Girl: HOW???!!!
Friend: Ask a Morales out, you're nice right?
Girl: Yes.
Friend: Than you have a 85% chance he will say yes.
Girl: Thankyou so much for helping me!
random person: 5 hours later.
Girl: Do you want to go out with me?
Morales: I would love to go out with you.
Girl: "Faints"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.