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Jose Miguel 

When a person that should be competent in their field reassures you about something that eventually turns out to be the complete opposite.
A: "You know, I had inserted a gift code, and the Customer Service guy told me that those 8$ Netflix tried to get from my card were just a test to see if my card was available and that the money would be given back to me immediately after finishing registration. At the end, I never saw those 8$ again."
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"
Jose Miguel by lowlowcancel December 18, 2019

José Miguel Gomes Borges 

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta

José Miguel argueta Rodriguez 

Big tall ass nigga that will beat yo ass In 1 flick,trust me I know that my boy dude brother man
Darien:Ayo you heard José Miguel argueta Rodriguez that kids ass
Hermes:nah I haven’t heard of that

Divine:did you record it

JoseManuel 

Is a rich and sexy daddy he loves to hit girls from behind. He is shy around girls but he loves to kiss guys. He like to eat bananas on a boat in the mountains tops. Very smart and lifted tractors for a living. Very lovable
JoseManuel is so gay I love him Bc he’s so straight too

Josemanuel 

Josemanuel is the best best friend and boyfriend ever, he’s silly around his friends and generally the best to be around. Also, he’s the best boyfriend ever, he’s gentle, sweet, and a good kisser. Everybody wants to be like him, especially because of his good grades and he’s very sporty. Everybody talks about Josemanuel and asks about him.
Person: “Where’s Josemanuel?”

Josemanuels Girlfriend: “He’s at the park playing soccer.”

Person: “How long have you guys even been together?”

Josemanuels Girlfriend: “Over a year, he’s the sweetest boy ever, I love him so much.”
Josemanuel by imaginance November 19, 2023