The most sexy guy in anyplace. The guy that every girl wants and the guy every guy wants to be. He is the biggest blessing in the room. Just a real silly goose.
by Jj Espinoza February 13, 2018
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When a person that should be competent in their field reassures you about something that eventually turns out to be the complete opposite.
A: "You know, I had inserted a gift code, and the Customer Service guy told me that those 8$ Netflix tried to get from my card were just a test to see if my card was available and that the money would be given back to me immediately after finishing registration. At the end, I never saw those 8$ again."
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"
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by lowlowcancel December 18, 2019
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