The most sexy guy in anyplace. The guy that every girl wants and the guy every guy wants to be. He is the biggest blessing in the room. Just a real silly goose.
When a person that should be competent in their field reassures you about something that eventually turns out to be the complete opposite.
A: "You know, I had inserted a gift code, and the Customer Service guy told me that those 8$ Netflix tried to get from my card were just a test to see if my card was available and that the money would be given back to me immediately after finishing registration. At the end, I never saw those 8$ again."
B: "Oh god, he pulled a Jose Miguel on you!"
He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Is a rich and sexy daddy he loves to hit girls from behind. He is shy around girls but he loves to kiss guys. He like to eat bananas on a boat in the mountains tops. Very smart and lifted tractors for a living. Very lovable
Josemanuel is the best best friend and boyfriend ever, he’s silly around his friends and generally the best to be around. Also, he’s the best boyfriend ever, he’s gentle, sweet, and a good kisser. Everybody wants to be like him, especially because of his good grades and he’s very sporty. Everybody talks about Josemanuel and asks about him.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.