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Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!
Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth! by NougatNewt March 28, 2022
My wife left me and took the kids
A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
My wife left me and took the kids by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
my wife's son
The term is used by a married mangina cuck who is raising a boy, that isn't his. Sometimes used by 4chan crowd to make fun of cucks (it was featured in "He Will Not Divide Us" Season 1)
A: "I see you got married. But who's the kid?"
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."
B: "He's my wife's son"
A: "Oh, so a bastard child, huh?"
B: "I wish you didn't call him that."
A: "I guess it's better to be raised by a cuck than a single mom..."
my wife's son by CatoMalgus November 8, 2018
My wife's boyfriend
My wife's boyfriend by BigDaddyPhilip September 2, 2020
My wife
A cheating fucking whore who took the kids please Karen bring them back I swear I can pay for them please
My wife by I hate Stuart little December 18, 2018
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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