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hold my gay 

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you
“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus
hold my gay by Resicoi December 24, 2018

Im getting my gay on

From the episode of Scrubs when The Todd convinces Elliot and Carla that he was gay so they would get changed infront of him
*doctor walks by*

Todd : Is that package for me big boy ?

Elliot : Todd, what are you doing?

Todd : im getting my gay on !!
Im getting my gay on by Fat Baby February 7, 2007

Oh My Gay 

A statement refering to a homosexual act or homosexual person
"Oh My Gay! Here comes Rye."
Oh My Gay by Wannsta December 24, 2003

I-love-my-gay-son. 

A statement from a parent who loves his or her gay son unconditionally.
"I-love-my-gay-son. -- I won't let my religious beliefs tell me otherwise."
I-love-my-gay-son. by Ludd May 27, 2015

Eat my gay 

1) the act of eating one's gay
2) shut up
dude 1:Hey man I saw your sister naked!

dude 2: eat my gay
Eat my gay by tubes February 22, 2003

Oh My Gay 

A statement refering to a homosexual act or homosexual person
"Oh My Gay! That's the gayest thing I've ever seen."
Oh My Gay by Meat128 December 23, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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