My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup
(My Name Is...)
(My Name Is...)
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
by A person on the internet February 16, 2016
chicka-chicka-slim-shady
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by Nathan October 1, 2004
by Lovemachine 69 April 16, 2010
OMG!! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT *insert my name here* DID YESTERDAY?!?! HE HOOKED UP WITH THE MOST POPULAR GIRL!!
by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 5, 2019
by An urban dictionary editor. November 15, 2011