My Moment

Rebecca Black's god damn moment.

Eric: woohoo, i aced my exam!! its my moment!

Sam: dude... its Rebecca Black's moment.

Eric: .......... *laughs*

by Rebecca Black Fame July 21, 2011

bite my moment

killing some one's moment or to bring some one down

Mike: I think i'm gonna ask out Kelly.
Sam: She doesn't like you!
Mike: Yo why you always gotta bite my moment!

by Emo Nemo May 26, 2006

Show My Homework moment

A moment which is so Show My Homeworkable, it causes people to "Show Their Homework".

Spider-Man 4 has been cancelled?! Show My Homework moment .

by gummybearcheese1 February 23, 2021

My hero moment

The perceived and/or fabricated hardships of someone try to generate sympathy on social media in order to gain social credit and respect.

Typically, the hardship was minimal.

The guy is talking about how he worked in a cafe for 10 minutes and got slightly cold one time. A true "my hero moment".

by MrT-maybe April 13, 2022

Oh my lanta moment.

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.

Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.

by Aagag December 11, 2019

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024