Definitions by MrT-maybe

Surgical Removal 

The ability of a doctor to remove anything from any given place.

For example a light bulb in the anus or the fun from a weekend.

That Doc is an expert at surgical removal, I was just playing Rust and he judged me.

Surgical Removal by MrT-maybe August 6, 2023

Abayaga 

Noun: the fictional monster that enters your house when you're sleeping and leaves suspicious white stains upon your bed sheets.

"His bedding is crusty, he must have had a visit from the Abayaga again"

Abayaga by MrT-maybe January 12, 2023

Libellous Slander 

The profoundly stupid act of posting incriminating evidence in public.

If it's written, it's libel. If it's verbal, it's slander.

If you posted it yourself, it's libellous slander.

Libellous Slander by MrT-maybe October 6, 2022

Bogged downer 

The overwhelming feelings of doom and gloom after receiving shadowy forebodings of the future from any member of the Romanian population.

The current Romanian economic forecasts are bleak, it's a real Bogged downer.

Bogged downer by MrT-maybe June 15, 2022

My hero moment 

The perceived and/or fabricated hardships of someone try to generate sympathy on social media in order to gain social credit and respect.

Typically, the hardship was minimal.

The guy is talking about how he worked in a cafe for 10 minutes and got slightly cold one time. A true "my hero moment".

My hero moment by MrT-maybe April 13, 2022

Sofaoligist 

An expert in any field on the basis that they've read an article on twitter or Facebook.

Such sofaologist specialties include covid-19, Ukraine and how to expertly clean a browser history.

My friend Unemployed Dave on Facebook said there's gonna be a full-scale invasion. He's a sofaoligist, he's played Call of Duty for years.

Sofaoligist by MrT-maybe February 28, 2022

stalky stalks 

A stalking so bad that it requires the intervention of the law and/or other authorities.

Poor woman declared her love for him and wouldn't leave him alone. It's so creepy that he called the police. She's definitely got a mild case of the stalky stalks.

stalky stalks by MrT-maybe January 26, 2022