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this is my kingdom come 

A pre-chorus part of the 2013 Imagine Dragons song "Demons". In 2021, it gained popularity in memes as a joke about semen, being paired with videos of various white liquids being sprayed or spilled.

Often paired with Gaviscon firefighters spraying thicc white liquid, which is the kingdom of "coom".

Semen Jizz funny 😂😂😂🥶🥶🥵🥵
Dan Reynolds: "This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come"
Some girl: "Swallows coom violently"
Meme community: CoOm

My kingdom for a horse. 

A phrase expressing a strong desire or need for something relatively simple or inexpensive as compared to a kingdom, but at the present moment the item needed or wanted is invaluable. Any needed item can be substituted for 'a horse.'
"My kingdom for a horse."
"My kingdom for a BLANK."
"My kingdom for a roll of TP." (expressed while sitting in a bathroom stall without toilet paper.
"My kingdom for a gallon of gas."
"My kingdom for a bra that fits."

my kinder queen 

It means when you meet someone who loves Kinder Joy soo much that you can't help but name them that.

My kind of woman 

A beautiful song Jack sings to his soul mate Heather.

You’re my, my, my, my kind of woman
My kind of woman by Foreverx June 20, 2018

Not my kink 

Used to describe something you’re not interested in, within a casual, non-sexual conversation.
Would you like to go ice skating? No sorry, not my kink!
Not my kink by Zambatama November 29, 2019

This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows
(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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