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i want to put my insides in you 

a guy cumming in a woman's pussy
hey "i want to put my insides in you"

I gots my Ice-cubes 

When a person of the male gender gets a boner but it is in too much of an inappropriate place for the male to announce it to his bros(,classroom) When his bros here this they instantly turn to see the reason for the boner.
Brett: I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!!
Rony (turning to see the sexy Danielle bending down in front of Brett):I GOTS MY ICE-CUBES!!!!

i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet 

u want your hand in the woman
i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it

i need my issue 

It means the person is really horny; they want to f*ck asap
"Baby I need my issueright now"
i need my issue by spacekatt March 19, 2018

i need my issue 

They're really horny to function; they want to f*ck asap
baby I need my issue right now
i need my issue by spacekatt March 19, 2018

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram 

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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