Mwerp 

Some random person who makes the crappiest webcomic in history

I saw ownz0r.tk and it blinded me

Mwerp by That dude who submitted before October 11, 2003

Mwerp 

The leetest DWI maker in history

omg that mwerp guy was so awesome his Frozen Fire kicked some serious bootay and i tried to have a contest with him but he pwned me so bad that i think i'll commit suicide

Mwerp by dj mwerp(i'm not really a dj i just felt like put September 16, 2003

Mwerp 

He made snow and snow is hard so he is coolio

Mwerp is good at SM

Mwerp by Laguna July 2, 2004

merplanda 

When women make plans but everyone involved secretly knows they’ll never come to pass.

Q. Are we really renting a cabin?

A. Nah, that’s just a Merplanda. Just play along.

merplanda by MDizzle1985 November 16, 2020

Merph 

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

Merph by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

Mweep 

The sound you make when you scoot 4% to your right.

Ah let me just move over to the right here... MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP MWEEP

Mweep by Josh&Josh January 9, 2019

Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

Merp by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018