Merple

A word to use when not knowing what to say or not wanting to say the truth

Person 1: “how are you?” Person 2: “merple...” or: person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2 “hey!!!” Person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “...” person 1: “...” person 2: “merple”

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Merple

The colour your helmet goes after a good bating session.

Bird: Dude, your knob looks fucked

Bloke: I know, I bashed it till it went Merple...

Bird: Merple WTF>>?

by psud00 January 07, 2010

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Merple

A word you just say

Person 1: “hey dude!” Person 2: “merple!”

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Merples

A word used when one does not know what else to say. Often in an awkward situation or during a lull in a conversation.

Jerry: I like you too Marcy..as a friend.
Patty: Merples

by little.blonde.one February 23, 2016

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Merpling

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

by ESilencer March 07, 2021

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