merph

a sound used to express confusion or lack of knowledge

a:who is that? and what are they doing?
b: *merph?*

by liz January 08, 2004

merph

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

by Steph April 19, 2005

merph

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

by Sydney/Emiko September 20, 2008

merph

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.

Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)

by FriedKitten January 20, 2004

merph

a word to show emotion to some amazing or sick nasty.

"That move was merph!"

"The movie we just watched was merph"

by DennyBihhh November 10, 2007

Merph

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

merphing

screwing around in altogether unlawful or jovial shinanigans

Girl: What are you idiots doing?
Boy: just merphing around. . .

Girl: What?
Boy: sorry, i mean i am participating in unlawful shinanigans, gosh

by 13speakers October 19, 2009