the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.
Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE
by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020
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The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.
When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."
by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018
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Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.
Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."
by Zross June 23, 2014
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A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp
by Bbcb September 22, 2014
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The term commonly thought of as a filler for an awkward situation such as the word "meh", but with deeper meaning. Merp is versatile and pseudo-poignant verb, adjective or noun with numerous capabilities and one etiology. It is derived from the word Merpidity which is a happy-go-lucky feeling that one has while indulging in activities such as raging, chillin, and keeping it real. Merp can be used in an catch-phrase to throw people off guard or to have one beg the question "Does this person really think he is a grammatitician, I think not!" Additionally, one can use the word merp as a euphemism in public as not to offend any people in proximity.
"Merpin' ain't easy"
"When I Merp you Merp, yah just like that"
"What the Merp!"

Person 1: Hey man that test was hard!
Person 2: It's all merp bro

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?
Person 2: what do you think, Ill be merpin' up a storm
by merpidty merper May 1, 2013
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I'm feeling merp.
OR
That was such a merp moment.
OR
#merpgang4life
by SEXYLEXI_7 February 20, 2012
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The thing to say when nothing else is usable without looking like a sadistic pervert. When wanting to cuss but not being able to replace every word with Merp.
Girl: Hey Bro, wassup?
Boy: MY DICK
Girl: ....
Boy: Merp
or
Student: MAN FUCK THIS MOTHA FUCKIN FUCK OF A FUCK YOU FU...
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: Oh Merp......
by BetchSlap January 3, 2013
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