Merph 

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

Merph by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

merph 

a sound used to express confusion or lack of knowledge

a:who is that? and what are they doing?
b: *merph?*

merph by liz January 7, 2004

merph 

a sign of exasperation or frustration

Teacher: You have a four page paper due tomorrow

Student: MERPH!

merph by Steph April 19, 2005

merph 

to totally destroy in a hella savage manner

1: "'bout to merph this burger"
2: "dude did you see john get merphed last night"
"yeah, poor guy's probably still feeling it."

merph by Sydney/Emiko November 2, 2008

merph 

An expression indicating boredom, apathy, or lurrrrve.

Mike: Metinks joo are beautiful. :3
Ike: Mmmmmerph! X3 (I love you!)

Mike: I like honey-baked hams.
Ike: Merph. (Ho hum.)

Mike: .....
Ike: Merph. (La di da.)

merph by FriedKitten January 19, 2004

merph 

a word to show emotion to some amazing or sick nasty.

"That move was merph!"

"The movie we just watched was merph"

merph by DennyBihhh December 4, 2007

Mephistopheles 

Junior Grimes. Nuff said

Derived from the legend, Mephistopheles. A demon of Faustian lore and such. Junior grimes is the final product.

EXAMPLE:

Yo beware of that creepy kid junior Grimes, he’s not who you think he is, which is what makes him even more terrifying!

J Grimes is Mephistopheles, lord of pain and chief of all the malevolent forces

Mephistopheles is the full name of junior If anyone’s wondering

Mephistopheles by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021