Merpo - That guy that has absolutely no social presence or confidence and never really fits in

Merpo - an unwanted and unloved cat that nobody will let into there home so its gone all tatty

I feel sorry for him he's such a merpo. Like that cat that really needs a home. This could be its last winter but its got flees and stinks it's scratched out half its fur and gone all scabby so nobody's welcoming it into their home. I kind of want to pet it but from a distance with a stick maybe

Merpo by AndNowYouknow! December 14, 2024

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Merlone

The state of drinking a bottle of Merlot alone.

She bought the bottle of Merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.

Merlone by kidhamishi August 26, 2013

Mermosa

The beverage a mermaid drinks on Sunday at brunch

Give her a mermosa before she joins the other mermaids at shell

Mermosa by LUXLY March 21, 2019

merkozy

The pairing of President Nicolas Sarkozy of France and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany. They have a healthy personal relationship, while managing two of Europe's biggest economies at the same time.

Merkozy is trying to save the European currency from disaster.

merkozy by The other Don Vito January 11, 2012

merome

A ship between Bajan Canadian and ASF Jerome. Everyone ships it.

Person 1: OMG do you ship merome?

Person 2: Yeah, its my OTP!!!

merome by Seven111222 January 9, 2014

Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

Merp by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026