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musterbate

To sit idly and think.
"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."
musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

Mustardbating 

The use of mustard or mustard bottles to  masturbate. Practiced mostly by men but can be practiced by women.
Anne: "Yuck, your dick tastes like mustard!"

Fred: "Sorry, I've been mustardbating"
Mustardbating by P+V=S March 24, 2010

Mustabate 

When you walk into a boys room, after they have been somewhat 'preoccupied' within said room, to the unalluring stench of mustabate...musty masterbate!
OMG have you been in Jake's room? I just got hit in the face with mustabate
Mustabate by Bulbasorus February 26, 2011

Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.
"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."
Musterbate by Che39 October 4, 2011

Mustarbating 

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.
Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.
Mustarbating by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006

masturdbate 

Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.
Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall
masturdbate by JackMalice November 7, 2010