masturdbate

Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.

Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall

by JackMalice November 5, 2010

Masturdbating

Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.

"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"

"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."

**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**

"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."

by Shho13 March 12, 2014

Masturdbation

1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11

Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.

by Seph Infinitium March 15, 2009