Macintoosh

Macintoosh

–noun

1. A person who owns a Mac computer and is an asshole because of it.

2. A shitty Macintosh computer.

George just bought a Mac. I heard he was being a Macintoosh to the waitress. He ordered a Venti, she gave him a 23 ounce beverage. He flipped!

by JackMalice September 23, 2010

masturdbate

Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.

Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall

by JackMalice November 05, 2010