The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis

Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"

Mustayeen by faze_mahfuzez_ash March 30, 2020

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mustafe

Cool nice awesome good friend he is someone That we will make laugh no matter what type of place u in. He's always happy and smiling. He make the people around him happy by just laughing. He's loyal funny cool and cute .

Omg look at Mustafe he is smiling let's go ask him pit

mustafe by Lol2569 July 25, 2017

mustanger

In military slang, an officer who previously served as an enlisted soldier.

Best officers I encountered during my time in the service, bar none, were "mustangers" (former enlisted who became officers) and warrant officers. Most of the others (ROTC, OCS or West Pointers) were frag-fodder.

mustanger by Sidamo September 8, 2005

mustaqeem

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world

Everyone can be mustaqeem

mustaqeem by Q=mL January 2, 2017

muntage

Put simply, a montage of munters. It is an expression that is commonly used to describe the montage-style pictures created by chavs for use on sites like faceparty, bebo and the likes.

Bloody hell, mate, that's one hell of a muntage there!

muntage by Watanabe Shinchi October 31, 2006

Mustaeen

The literal definition of an asshole. Backstabs friends, takes hundreds of photos of them without their permission, and acts like he's the best at everything but everyone knows hes not. He will always talk about you with others, and share pictures despite the fact that the victim knows about it. Usually this person will make someone look bad so he seems cooler than them. He also likes to lure in girls to play minecraft so he can get coochie.

Man, that guy is such a Mustaeen, I wouldn't wanna be his friend.

Mustaeen by somebrare-o September 25, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026