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mussage

What you'll likely end up wif if you don't braid someone's hair first before giving him a scalp-kneading.
Tiffany super-appreciates my "soothing her skull" every evening after a long day, but I always make sure to just do little random scrunchies instead of wide sweeping rubbing, so as not to have said hands-lovies end up being a "mussage".
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.
by hnoss February 19, 2017
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Blow Massage

Giving a blowjob and a massage at the same time. Blassage for short.
George: My legs are hurting
Molly: Aww no, would someone like a blow massage?
George: A BLASSAGE?! YES PLEASE
by Mr BigG April 7, 2015
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Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.
I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."
by Milan the dude April 22, 2015
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rantdumb messages

The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
OMG I keep getting these rantdumb messages, just sayin'.
by jpg3 November 22, 2011
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Fart Massage

When a powerful fart rumbles so hard, it gives the person beside it a warm, deep-tissue massage
Did you feel the fart massage I just gave you?
by LilSquirt69 September 15, 2018
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Assignments has sent a message

When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
"Oh boy I can't wait to play with the boys!"

Assignments has sent a message
by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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