Oreo Cookie Syndrome.
Represents a two front war, with the middle country being squished like the awesome white parts of the oreo cookie.
Represents a two front war, with the middle country being squished like the awesome white parts of the oreo cookie.
APUSH Student: Oh dude, I forgot why France entered WWI.
IB Student: They feared the OCS!
-both nod in agreement-
IB Student: They feared the OCS!
-both nod in agreement-
by publixwhereshoppingisapleasure November 11, 2009
Officer Candidate School. Each branch of the United States Military has a school for training officers. Most enlisted men that went on to become officers attended OCS. More information about Army OCS is available at the US Army's recruiting website; www.goarmy.com
by Wraith84 January 17, 2008
Only Child Syndrome (OCS) - a condition affecting strictly sibling-less children which is primarily characterized by an extreme self-absorbance, the inability to acknowledge the needs or wants of others, and a general disregard for all matters not concerning oneself.
While symptoms may appear to be merely annoying nuisances to observers, if left untreated, the persistent and pervasive effects of OCS symptoms can severely interfere with one's ability to mature into a functional member of society.
Those suffering with OCS often exhibit signs from an early age. They insist on vocabulary such as "my" or "mine" in conversation, show an extreme sense of possession, and demonstrate a general ignorance of social standards and expectations.
While symptoms may appear to be merely annoying nuisances to observers, if left untreated, the persistent and pervasive effects of OCS symptoms can severely interfere with one's ability to mature into a functional member of society.
Those suffering with OCS often exhibit signs from an early age. They insist on vocabulary such as "my" or "mine" in conversation, show an extreme sense of possession, and demonstrate a general ignorance of social standards and expectations.
Person A: "Is anybody going to eat these last few pickles in this jar?"
OCS sufferer: "Those are mine; my mom bought them for me. Don't touch them, I might want them later."
or
Person A: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
OCS Sufferer: "Hey, my weekend was good. I went to my masseuse, I got my nails done, I bought a puppy who just loves me! But my boyfriend and I got in a fight. He just doesn't get me! I don't ask for much, I just want him to pay a little attention to me sometimes! Ugh, I just hate him. It's always all about him! Why can't he realize what I want is important sometimes too?!"
Person A: "Oh, rats, that sucks. What'd he do?"
OCS Sufferer: "He didn't call me on Saturday."
Person A: "What? Really, that's all? Well, my weekend was good too. Okay, bye!"
OCS sufferer: "Those are mine; my mom bought them for me. Don't touch them, I might want them later."
or
Person A: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
OCS Sufferer: "Hey, my weekend was good. I went to my masseuse, I got my nails done, I bought a puppy who just loves me! But my boyfriend and I got in a fight. He just doesn't get me! I don't ask for much, I just want him to pay a little attention to me sometimes! Ugh, I just hate him. It's always all about him! Why can't he realize what I want is important sometimes too?!"
Person A: "Oh, rats, that sucks. What'd he do?"
OCS Sufferer: "He didn't call me on Saturday."
Person A: "What? Really, that's all? Well, my weekend was good too. Okay, bye!"
by yourworstnightmare11 December 7, 2009
Person A - "hey i've got a big black dog"
OCS Person - "well so have i, but mine is bigger and blacker than yours"
OCS Person - "well so have i, but mine is bigger and blacker than yours"
by Dan, Amcat August 23, 2006
Abbreviation for On Course Side.
A sailing term used when a boat is over the start line early (on the course side of the line, as opposed to the starting box side of the line) and which results in the boat getting disqualified from that race.
A sailing term used when a boat is over the start line early (on the course side of the line, as opposed to the starting box side of the line) and which results in the boat getting disqualified from that race.
by IBrainThereforeIAm March 8, 2022
by jakep97 April 16, 2011
