Oreo Cookie Syndrome.
Represents a two front war, with the middle country being squished like the awesome white parts of the oreo cookie.
Represents a two front war, with the middle country being squished like the awesome white parts of the oreo cookie.
APUSH Student: Oh dude, I forgot why France entered WWI.
IB Student: They feared the OCS!
-both nod in agreement-
IB Student: They feared the OCS!
-both nod in agreement-
by publixwhereshoppingisapleasure November 11, 2009
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Officer Candidate School. Each branch of the United States Military has a school for training officers. Most enlisted men that went on to become officers attended OCS. More information about Army OCS is available at the US Army's recruiting website; www.goarmy.com
by Wraith84 January 16, 2008
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Only Child Syndrome (OCS) - a condition affecting strictly sibling-less children which is primarily characterized by an extreme self-absorbance, the inability to acknowledge the needs or wants of others, and a general disregard for all matters not concerning oneself.
While symptoms may appear to be merely annoying nuisances to observers, if left untreated, the persistent and pervasive effects of OCS symptoms can severely interfere with one's ability to mature into a functional member of society.
Those suffering with OCS often exhibit signs from an early age. They insist on vocabulary such as "my" or "mine" in conversation, show an extreme sense of possession, and demonstrate a general ignorance of social standards and expectations.
While symptoms may appear to be merely annoying nuisances to observers, if left untreated, the persistent and pervasive effects of OCS symptoms can severely interfere with one's ability to mature into a functional member of society.
Those suffering with OCS often exhibit signs from an early age. They insist on vocabulary such as "my" or "mine" in conversation, show an extreme sense of possession, and demonstrate a general ignorance of social standards and expectations.
Person A: "Is anybody going to eat these last few pickles in this jar?"
OCS sufferer: "Those are mine; my mom bought them for me. Don't touch them, I might want them later."
or
Person A: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
OCS Sufferer: "Hey, my weekend was good. I went to my masseuse, I got my nails done, I bought a puppy who just loves me! But my boyfriend and I got in a fight. He just doesn't get me! I don't ask for much, I just want him to pay a little attention to me sometimes! Ugh, I just hate him. It's always all about him! Why can't he realize what I want is important sometimes too?!"
Person A: "Oh, rats, that sucks. What'd he do?"
OCS Sufferer: "He didn't call me on Saturday."
Person A: "What? Really, that's all? Well, my weekend was good too. Okay, bye!"
OCS sufferer: "Those are mine; my mom bought them for me. Don't touch them, I might want them later."
or
Person A: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
OCS Sufferer: "Hey, my weekend was good. I went to my masseuse, I got my nails done, I bought a puppy who just loves me! But my boyfriend and I got in a fight. He just doesn't get me! I don't ask for much, I just want him to pay a little attention to me sometimes! Ugh, I just hate him. It's always all about him! Why can't he realize what I want is important sometimes too?!"
Person A: "Oh, rats, that sucks. What'd he do?"
OCS Sufferer: "He didn't call me on Saturday."
Person A: "What? Really, that's all? Well, my weekend was good too. Okay, bye!"
by yourworstnightmare11 December 07, 2009
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Person A - "hey i've got a big black dog"
OCS Person - "well so have i, but mine is bigger and blacker than yours"
OCS Person - "well so have i, but mine is bigger and blacker than yours"
by Dan, Amcat August 23, 2006
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Short for "only child syndrome." Can be associated with selfishness, rudeness, laziness, and/or arrogance, but is not limited to these things. OCS may also be accompanied by strange/unexplainable side effects, i.e. excessive computer-nerdiness, knowledge of the names/charicteristics of people who do not know you, the need to bite inatimate objects or others, the need to snuggle with those you have just fought with, the urge to tickle/poke others for no apparent reason, and many other habits that vary by individual.
Person One: How does Angie know so much about hooking up her new computer?
Person Two: She's got OCS.
Person One: What are you doing?
Only Child: -bites Nintendo DS-
Person Two: Oh, don't mind her. She's got a bad case of OCS.
Person Two: She's got OCS.
Person One: What are you doing?
Only Child: -bites Nintendo DS-
Person Two: Oh, don't mind her. She's got a bad case of OCS.
by jenomi June 09, 2009
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