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an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.
i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen
musteen by child bumper May 28, 2009
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mustaqeem 

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world
Everyone can be mustaqeem
mustaqeem by Q=mL January 2, 2017

Mustaeen 

The literal definition of an asshole. Backstabs friends, takes hundreds of photos of them without their permission, and acts like he's the best at everything but everyone knows hes not. He will always talk about you with others, and share pictures despite the fact that the victim knows about it. Usually this person will make someone look bad so he seems cooler than them. He also likes to lure in girls to play minecraft so he can get coochie.
Man, that guy is such a Mustaeen, I wouldn't wanna be his friend.
Mustaeen by somebrare-o September 25, 2019

Musthaeen 

A boy who likes fat cats
He is such a musthaeen
Musthaeen by Jimmy and pig January 30, 2019

mustakeem 

MUSTAKEEM MEANS LEADER.HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS ON THE RIGHT/STRAIGHT PATH.HE IS ALSO THE ONE WHO WILL MAKE EVERYONE PROUD.
This road is mustakeem.
mustakeem by LANG1254 November 23, 2021

Muttaqeen 

A fat gay guy
Look at that guy he is a muttaqeen
Muttaqeen by Wag1 4 battyman October 24, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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