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Mustayeen 

The greatest person ever. Makes everybody drool (guys and girls alike), but is determined to stay an eternal virgin. He is vulnerable to STDs due to his micro-penis
Friend: "Yooo look at that absolute sex magnet!"
Other Friend: "That's the holy Mustayeen bro"
Mustayeen by faze_mahfuzez_ash March 30, 2020
Words you can keep
an erection that you do not want; creates an awkward social situation.
i was talkin to jack and his mom kept staring at my musteen
musteen by child bumper May 28, 2009
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mustaqeem 

The most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world
Everyone can be mustaqeem
mustaqeem by Q=mL January 2, 2017

Mustaeen 

The literal definition of an asshole. Backstabs friends, takes hundreds of photos of them without their permission, and acts like he's the best at everything but everyone knows hes not. He will always talk about you with others, and share pictures despite the fact that the victim knows about it. Usually this person will make someone look bad so he seems cooler than them. He also likes to lure in girls to play minecraft so he can get coochie.
Man, that guy is such a Mustaeen, I wouldn't wanna be his friend.
Mustaeen by somebrare-o September 25, 2019

Musthaeen 

A boy who likes fat cats
He is such a musthaeen
Musthaeen by Jimmy and pig January 30, 2019

mustakeem 

MUSTAKEEM MEANS LEADER.HE IS THE ONE WHO IS ALWAYS ON THE RIGHT/STRAIGHT PATH.HE IS ALSO THE ONE WHO WILL MAKE EVERYONE PROUD.
This road is mustakeem.
mustakeem by LANG1254 November 23, 2021

Muttaqeen 

A fat gay guy
Look at that guy he is a muttaqeen
Muttaqeen by Wag1 4 battyman October 24, 2019
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