A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.
After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"
Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.