mustachiola

a lute-like instrument played by maidens in the days of yore

The lady doth crumble for even a fool on the condition that he is adept with a mustachiola

by despacho November 22, 2022

mustachio's special

A mustachio's special is when you are taking a shit and it gets badly tangled in your anal pubes. The pain and smell is so severe you have to get a friend to trim the affected area.

Last night i went home.. it was messy. I had mustachio's special

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

Dante Mustachio

After a vigorous round of missionary the man pulls out, reaches down a rips out some of her pubic hair, he then jizzes on the womens upper lip and proceeds slap the curlies on the goo while screaming "Dante Mustachio!!!"

She never talked to me again after she was Dante Mustachio.

by Dante Mustachio October 4, 2010

mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

mustachioville

Mustachioville is a place where 3 or more mustaches gather. In mustachioville no one discriminates on the size or shape of other mustaches. This is a upbeat and fun place where mustache lovers gather and prosper...one mostachio at a time.

I was once criticized for having a fu manchu mustache, but now that I found mustachioville everyone there loves me!

by JesAndMel November 18, 2009

Mustachious

Is when a man is acting mysteriously and also has a moustache.

Hey see that shady man over there ? What is he up to?? …. What a mustachious..

by dunny hal September 12, 2021

Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.

The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.

by Turdikin August 15, 2012