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dirty muskee

A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.
Man last night after dinner I drop a duece and gave my lady a dirty muskee!
dirty muskee by pooba August 10, 2006
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Romany word that means police.

It means the same as gavver.

Used by all Romany across England.
Dordy mush, that's a musker siren I can hear! Let's get out of 'ere!
Musker by RomanyMush January 8, 2018
Gipsy word for cops. Usually meant in derogetory form.
That fucking musker searched my house!
musker by Bubba S. July 24, 2008
The Police
Hurry up The Muskers are coming
Muskers by 51m017 August 15, 2008

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

muskeepagun 

Alias name for Small town in West coast of Michigan called Muskegon aka Skeetown also known as beer tent capital of the world and a place where you "Must-Keep-A-Gun" coined by Brandon WILLIS.(@trealcity)
In Muskegon, you Muskeepagun that's why we call 231 Muskeepagun because you literally must keep a gun. Muskegon is the worst city in the world as far as crime goes it's extremely high in Muskeepagun. (Muskegon,Mi)
muskeepagun by Muskeepagun May 11, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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