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Murphy'd 

The act of quickly and stealthily taking a picture of somebody while sitting next to them and sending it through to other people Snapchat
I was hanging out with Gavin, and he totally murphy'd me
Murphy'd by Modern god December 8, 2017
To get drunk and/or high to the point of blacking out or not remembering the instance whatsoever
John: "Hey how was the party on saturday?"
Corey: "Pretty wild, i was so Murph'd that i don't even remember anything after 12 o'clock"
Murph'd by jmoney10 May 8, 2011

Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!
Murphy dick by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010
To be loathed and denounced by a beer drinkin, dip spittin hillbilly
"Fukka you"
You just got murph'd
Murph'd by voland August 1, 2011

Murphy Duck 

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.
"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

Murph’d 

My shitty beat partner didn’t answer up for a call like always, guess he murph’d me.

I just got handed a pile of shit because my partner murph’d me and went out of service.
Murph’d by Gigiddy64 February 26, 2019