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When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!
by beerrunbandit92 September 08, 2010
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