Murman

A degenerate gambler and alcoholic who knows way around an excel spreadsheet.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your timbits the Murman is out.

by smogslayer November 16, 2019

murman

a man who swims like a fuckin down-wit-yo-mama murmade but who doesn't have that silly fin stickin' out of his ass.

No flipper shit, just realass swimmin.

'sup yo check out the murman action over dar! Dat's some serious swimmin' shit goin down! dinno peepo swim dat shit fine sick! Yo, he got olympic gold champ runnin from dat shit.

Or (in translation)

Wow, he can swim! He's a real murman!

by the domenator June 11, 2005

Therman Murman

Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.

A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.

"Dan looks like Therman Murman."
"Your right, dude! His hair's like a blonde Jew."
"Totally."

by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008