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A degenerate gambler and alcoholic who knows way around an excel spreadsheet.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your timbits the Murman is out.
Murman by smogslayer November 15, 2019
Words you can keep
a man who swims like a fuckin down-wit-yo-mama murmade but who doesn't have that silly fin stickin' out of his ass.

No flipper shit, just realass swimmin.
'sup yo check out the murman action over dar! Dat's some serious swimmin' shit goin down! dinno peepo swim dat shit fine sick! Yo, he got olympic gold champ runnin from dat shit.

Or (in translation)

Wow, he can swim! He's a real murman!
murman by the domenator July 6, 2005
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Therman Murman 

Noun: One with Blonde Jew Fro. Possible obesity.

A person resembling the likeness of Therman Murman in BAD SANTA. One might have blonde, jew-fro attributes and qualities in their hair.
"Dan looks like Therman Murman."
"Your right, dude! His hair's like a blonde Jew."
"Totally."
Therman Murman by Hank Kaplan May 25, 2008

murdanket 

A blursed blanket depicting an image (usually provocative) of popular Gorillaz character Murdoc Niccals.
"What the hell is that thing on your bed!?"
"Oh, that? That's my Murdanket. Had it custom made last week."
murdanket by Murdankie October 22, 2022

MERMANAUT 

A Mermanaut is an explorer of the aquatic realm. This exploration may take the form of spiritual, physical, or mental exploration of the planets vast oceans, and the worlds, secrets, and treasures they contain.

The word is a compound of mere, mermaid/man, and naut.

Mere is the Old English word for sea. With the addition of “ma” (merma) both genders of mermaid and merman are represented. Finally, the term "naut" is from nautes (greek: ναύτης), meaning sailor.
Q: So...How come you are so into diving?

(ALSO: sailing, boating, kayaking...etc.)

A: Because I am a Mermanaut.
MERMANAUT by P053!D0|\| April 19, 2011
Cuphead's far better brother who gets no attention unless you play 2 player which sucks ass because if your like me you have no fucking friends and are forced to play with stupid fucking Cuphead.
Mugman by SlimeMaster67 November 7, 2017

Marmango 

Marmango is the national dance of Greece (Hellass). It is a homosexual dance done with 5 or more males - very pleasurable for Greek males !
We danced Marmango all day, and when we were done Tzatziki came out of our peos which we ate with pita bread. Yummy!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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