Mundted

When someone puts you on hold on the phone and doesnt ever pick it back up. Essentially, a nice way of hanging up on someone.

I called her yesterday and couldn't believe she Mundted me - I sat on hold for 15 minutes for nothing!

by Can I ask you a question March 26, 2010

munted

(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.

(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.

by theflyingnerd January 1, 2008

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

Mundied

Used to describe the state of having one of your Tweets replied to by a user with 6 or 7 Tweets of his or her own.

Named in honor of Twitterer Justin Mundie, whose proclivity toward verbose replies spread over several Tweets led to the coining of the term.

Also forms the basis for the "reverse Mundie"

Me: "Woah, Phil, have you seen your list of @ replies?!? That Justin guy really went to town replying to your statement about taxes!"

Phil: "Yeah, I totally got Mundied on that one."

by gregkb April 15, 2010

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

Mundied

When you’re out on the town emptying five litre jugs of beer into your throat hole to the point of total oblivion and you become relegated to an evening of being flaccid from the neck down.

Laser beam vomiting and impromptu scuba diving experiences often go hand in hand with being Mundied.

“Boys! I’ve got a pocket full of ponies but no chance of a stallion in my pants! I’m absolutely Mundied!”

by DarmoSalarmo July 25, 2019