Mumphs

A disease of sorts, maybe relating to red itchy bumps on the face or a variant of reaction on the skin

“Ewww that guy has mumphs”

by Throuplle October 2, 2025

Mumpass

It is a design on the pavement located in the esplanade between Disneyland and Disney California Adventure. The design looks like a compass with Mickey Mouse heads in every corner. The word Mumpass is short for the words "Mickey Mouse compass."

I'm on my way, meet me at the Mumpass.

by TheDisneyBears December 31, 2016

mumph kerfuffle

2 Random words a British youtuber randomly said together

Mumph kerfuffle

Speech increased to 100

by Just another random dumbass October 28, 2020

Camel Mumps

A sickness from intimate contact with someone from the Arabian Peninsula.

"Nicholas kissed his girlfriend and now hes in the hospital with a bad case of the camel mumps..."

by DylMus January 28, 2020

Mumps

During fellatio on a man, the partner places the entire shaft of the penis and both testicles in their mouth. Giving the appearance of someone with the mumps disease.

That girl filled her mouth with my dick and balls. She looked like she had mumps!

by Forget_i_was_here May 30, 2017

mumpus

Fried cock or hot penis juice

“Hey John! That mumpus was delicious”.

“Did you get that surgery yet, Adam?”

“No bro, my mumpus is falling off”.

by Mumpussauce March 29, 2021

Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

by c0ckandba11z August 9, 2022