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Grapevine Mumps

When you have mumps and then start jerking off your dick with a grapevine, before ejaculating into it.

Shit, man! I just committed grapevine mumps because I was so horny!

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A bowl that you stick your cock in and heat up in the microwave on high heat for 30 seconds (or until defrosted).

My dick is getting hella cold, so I need to stick it in a ramekin.

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